Bulletin 14th August 2016

Theme: "The Almighty has done great things for me"

MASS TIMES:

As on the notice board.

MASSES RECEIVED:

Lately dead

Lilian Boardman

Birthday Memories

Walter John Wilmington and Emma Maria Whelan

Other Masses

Raymond Candlin, Michael Casey, Thomas and Elizabeth Chapman, Richard Burke, John P. Duffy, The Parishioners of St. Luke's, Agnes, Nuala and Barbara, Claire Lee (get well)  The Holy Souls, In Thanksgiving and Gabrielle Ward (wedding anniversary)

CONGRATULATIONS to Nichola McWhirter and David Webster who were wed yesterday.

SEPTEMBER 17TH  - a date for your diary.

NEXT WEEK’S BULLETIN:

Contact Stephanie 737 6419 or see Fr. John.

THE ASSUMPTION OF OUR LADY INTO HEAVEN

 

"I AM THE IMMACULATION CONCEPTION" -

Lourdes 25th March 1858, THE FEAST OF THE ANNUNCIATION.

 

"THE SINLESS ONE"

Death and corruption are the result of sin - so no sin therefore

NO DEATH AND NO CORRUPTION

 

"BLESSED IS SHE WHO BELIEVED"

Her life was a life of extraordinary faith and trust in God's

goodness and love.

"He will be called Son of the Most High"

"He will SAVE His people and rule over the House of David"

Yet, He was born in a stable,

forced to flee into a strange land,

rejected by His own people,

condemned to death and executed as a common criminal.

So it is today that we celebrate Our Lady's faith and trust in the GOODNESS and LOVE of GOD.

 

JUST AS MARY RECEIVED HER SON INTO OUR WORLD, HER SON RECEIVED HER INTO HIS WORLD.

 

"The Almighty has done great things for me. Holy is His name"


HOLIDAY LAUGHTER

A conundrum : GOD IS NOWHERE OR IS NOW HERE!

Equality or Inequality? When a King rules his wife is the Queen, but when a Queen rules her husband is a Prince. And they talk about equality between the sexes!

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same!

Men have sight - women insight!

All men are born free - then they get married!!!

My wife has all the electric gadgets going and still craves more. She asked me what I was buying her for her birthday, so I told her

AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!

And a gem to end!

Little Johnny moved down South into the country where there was no Catholic school. On his first day he was asked to say the prayers he knew. He said the 'Our Father' and then went to say the 'Hair Mary', he was told, "we don't want to hear about her". So he began to say the Creed. When he came to "born of the ...." he came to a sudden stop. "Oh heck" he said "here she comes again - what shall I do now sir?"!!!