Bulletin 29th may 2016
MASS TIMES: As on the notice board. Tuesday Requiem Mass for Joan Moran at 1.30pm.
Joan Moran and Derek Swann
Aidan Christopher Sherlock and Thomas Stritch
Edward Foley, Derek Birch and Cliff Wadsworth.
Eileen Carrol (poorly) and
46th Wedding Anniversary - Congratulations Peter and Mary.
FIRST HOLY COMMUNIONS after the holiday. Once again two Sundays to accommodate the large numbers. And sadly for some both their FIRST and their LAST.
There is now available an extensive range of cards and gifts for Communions and Confirmations.
APF MILL HILL ANNUAL MISSION MASS: Saturday 18th June at the Cathedral 3pm. Special celebration of the Mill Hill Missionaries' 150th Jubilee. Bishop John will preside. Refreshments will be served afterwards.
SUMMER FAIR 9TH JULY:
Donations of non-perishable food items required in order to make food hampers, and donations for the tombola also required. Please leave all donations in the Narthex.
Are there any 'Green Fingered' parishioners who could donate plant cuttings or plants grown from seeds for the plant stall? These would be required on the day.
UCM AFTERNOON TEA for Sunday 12th June has been postponed.
SALFORD CHARTER PLAYERS.
"Pirates of the Curry Bean". A Children's Show performed by the children in the Parish Centre. Friday 3rd June at 6.30pm
Saturday 4th June at 1pm and 5pm
Tickets £5 under 3's Free. Contact Gill 07528891062.
NEXT WEEK’S BULLETIN:
Contact Trisha 793 4901 or see
Theme: LIVING BREAD FROM HEAVEN - JESUS HIMSELF
THE MOST HOLY BODY and BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST
"They recognised Him at the Breaking of Bread"
"THIS IS MY BODY BROKEN FOR YOU - MY BLOOD SHED FOR YOU"
"I AM THE LIVING BREAD COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN"
"He who eats this BREAD will live for ever" - ETERNITY!
MY FLESH IS REAL FOOD AND MY BLOOD IS REAL DRINK"
Why were the Martyrs hanged at the Reformation?
TO PRESERVE THE SACRIFICE OF THE MASS!
This is the incredible dignity of the Priesthood - a power not given to the Angels - that
I SHOULD OFFER GOD TO GOD.
" I am with you ALWAYS" - that's why the Sanctuary Lamp is always burning. That's why we always genuflect.
AND SADLY, AS WE KNOW ONLY TOO WELL, FAMILIARITY BREEDS LACK OF APPRECIATION AND EVEN INDIFFERENCE.
"LORD, I DO BELIEVE, HELP THOU MY UNBELIEF"
AND IN THE WORDS OF JAMIE OLIVER: "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"!
And to end with food, glorious food!
☺For some people, a balanced diet is chocolate in each hand”
☺A double complaint! “The food in that restaurant is terrible. And they
give such small portions!”
☺Yet another complaint. “The trouble with Italian food is that 5 or 6
days later you feel hungry again!”
☺“I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food”!!
☺“Darling, I’ve made the chicken soup” “Thank you dear, I thought it
was for me”!!
☺There is a brand new Chinese diet. Eat as much as you want but with
only one chopstick.!!!
And my favourite! ☺
Can you explain why people order Double Cheeseburger, large fries and
a diet coke?!!!
And finally, finally! (the pearl of all pearls)
"Fr. John, is God a woman?"
"Joanne, God is an all powerful being, able to give life, be everywhere at
once AND IS INFALLIBLE. Of course then HE MUST BE A WOMAN"!!!
HAPPY FEAST DAY!
ENJOY THE BANK HOLIDAY